i showed sam a picture of my oldest brother, who is 2 years younger than i am.
sam: who's older, you or him?
me: guess
sam: him, because he has a beard.
me: so if i was the older one, i'd have the beard?
sam: yeah, that's right.
me: sam, i'm a girl
sam: so?
me: i'm the older one.
sam: you're older and he has the beard? weird.
weird indeed, sam. weird indeed.
