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jazlyn and chaz sat right next to each other. while looking at chaz, i called on jazlyn and it came out as chazlyn. third graders, of course, think that is just the most hilarious thing. so they spent the next few minutes combining each other's names. nicholas and bethany became nicholethany, gabe and caleb morphed to galeb and so on, each name more clever than the last. i decided that it was time to move on when jonathan shouted out his own creation, "JOHNORRHEA!!" jonathan was ignorant of the resemblance his word had to an unfortunate health condition, but to him, it was the perfect combination of john and victoria.