wedding

recently i got to meet an actor from my favorite tv show and i told my students about how exciting it was. of course, they asked if i was going to marry him and if so, would i invite them? i promised them that if this actor and i ever got married they would be the first people on the invitation list. this was very exciting to them and the class erupted with chatter. ready to move on i told the class to get ready for history. they were still buzzing about my upcoming, imaginary nuptials so they ignored me. i casually said, "if you don't get ready for history, i won't invite you to our wedding." this silenced most of them, except for marcus, who exclaimed, "even if you don't invite me i'll still come." "you can't, marcus, you won't know where or when it will be, " i countered. marcus was ready with his secret weapon, "so? i'll just look it up in the phone book. you can find out everything in the phone book!"